The Tuna Fish Project
July 6th, 2004
As a response (I guess) to the movie Super Size Me (which I haven’t seen), I have decided to eat tuna fish every day for the rest of the month of July.
My weapon of choice will be BUMBLE BEE Solid White Albacore in Water. I will eat at least one six-ounce can of this per day. My default recipe consists of mixing the tuna with Hellmann’s® Light Mayonnaise. Please leave all (low-carb) recipe suggestions in the comments field below.
My friends, please bear with me if this challenge turns me into a beast, and please stand by my side if it debilitates me. If I approach death, so be it. Please be kind to my memory, and think of me always as the brave one who dared to eat tuna.
July 6th, 2004 at 5:15 pm
Mmmmm…… mercury…….
July 7th, 2004 at 1:35 pm
You know, there are other ways to swear off eating tuna. Like not eating it, instead of eating it until you get sick and tired of it.
But good luck in your quest, brave robot.
July 8th, 2004 at 3:18 pm
You know, tuna ranks second place as the element of choice for golemists worldwide.