Breaking News from Borowitz
October 23rd, 2004I’m glad the Yankees have finally found a solution to their postseason meltdown:
STEINBRENNER ACQUIRES NUCLEAR WEAPON
Trades Alex Rodriguez to Kim Jong-Il
New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner acquired a nuclear weapon today in a transaction that sent slugger Alex Rodriguez and an undisclosed sum of cash to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il….
October 23rd, 2004 at 12:40 pm
Well, I’m sure that tomorrow the Sox will announce that dirt-encrusted batting helmets and excessive facial hair have been secret radiation shields, all this time.