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Fantasy Baseball Books, and an Update

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Via LHB, the New York Times lists books on fantasy baseball (”a game that unites thousands of American men in a time-wasting exercise of epic proportion”–though I know for a fact that women play fantasy baseball too!). I actually read both of these books (The Mind of Bill James by Scott Gray and Fantasyland by Sam Walker) in March. Walker’s book is a lot of fun and a great read, and Gray’s book is a slobbering hagiography.

Incidentally, I’d like to point this out:

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Two months into the season, I am in first place (however tenuously) in all three of my Yahoo leagues.

Play Ball!

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Email me at roboball -at- gmail -dot- com if you’re interested in joining an all-blogger fantasy baseball league!

Some details if you’re interested after the break.
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Our Long National Nightmare is Over

Monday, February 6th, 2006

This the time of year when I let out a big sigh and start to climb out of a season-long depression. That’s right, football season is over. Baseball season begins in under two weeks. On 9 am on 2/15, pitchers and catchers start reporting to team spring training facilities across the warm states in America. And finally, the world is right again.

Another Good Site

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

Fire Joe Morgan calls baseball writers and announcers on their shit. There’s a lot of shit to call. I never get tired of stuff like this.

Tiger’s announcer Rod Allen (whom I usually like, by the by), after Omar Infante hit a two-run double off Bronson Arroyo:

“Omar Infante does not miss fastballs.”

Infante, in his 1000+AB career: .251/.299/.393/.692.

Basically, they take the stupid stuff that people say or write and examine whether or not it’s true.

Yard Work

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

The absolute best baseball site on the Web now has its own domain: yard-work.org

Yard Work is a parody site with essays written in the style of your favorite baseball writers, announcers, and players. It is full of understated jokes like Joe Morgan ranting about Moneyball and insisting (just like he did in real life) that it was written by Billy Beane, and weird bits that are inexplicably laugh-out-loud funny like a series by part-time Dodgers first baseman Hee-Sop Choi imploring his manager, in perfect, eloquent English, to bat him against lefthanded pitching. Also not to be missed: “Pay Ricky,” which are occasional fake dispatches from baseball’s own Peter Pan, who refuses to let life in the Minors bring him down… or convert him to referring to himself in the first person.

I don’t know who’s really behind the site, but he/she/they are among the funniest people alive, in my opinion.

Rubbing Bats and Scuffing Balls

Monday, June 27th, 2005

TJTodd Jones is having a hell of a season. The journeyman pitcher is now closing for the Florida Marlins and has 13 saves so far. (I bet he was even a free agent in your fantasy baseball league when the season started!)

Jones has written short, honest articles for The Sporting News (they’re also carried on Yahoo) for some time now. The latest, however, is something of a departure, at least in terms of content: it details and defends the widespread cheating that goes on in the game of baseball today.

As long as I’ve been around the game — and as long as there has been baseball — people have bent the rules to gain an advantage.

Not only that, but Jones, who, despite the moustache, comes across as a really nice and upright guy [update: I take this back; see comments], goes on to catalog his own rule-breaking (don’t call it cheating!).

I pitched in Denver for two years, and at a mile above sea level, I used pine tar every time I pitched at home. My thinking was that I was more than 5,000 feet in the air and was entitled to at least do that much. I never thought one thing about it. Was it cheating? My numbers say no, given that my career ERA at Coors Field is 7.64 in 59 games. It’s very dry in Denver, and that makes the baseball slippery. I needed the tar to hold onto the ball. I didn’t want the ball to slip and hit a hitter. At least, that was my thinking. I never considered it cheating; I was breaking even.

I find this fascinating in light of all the hoopla surrounding steroids. If this is really the way the game is, who can blame players for juicing up, despite what the rules say? Baseball’s biggest mistake has been in not drawing a line in the sand; it has a double standard that’s allowed to stick because the team owners and the commissioner have no balls of their own.

What’s the Deal With…?

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Should we just rename ESPN the Yankees-Red Sox Channel? I know a lot of people watch this rivalry. Heck, it gets my blood boiling. But I’m an old man with a bad heart, so that’s not a good thing. I can only hear Rick Sutcliffe talk about Tim Wakefield’s knuckleball so much before I explode. Please, let’s get some hot Royals-Mariners action or something.

Thank you for listening.

The World Series… of the World!

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

It has been something of a joke that baseball’s “World Series” is really just a North American affair. The players may be coming from all over, but 29 out of 30 Major League teams are based in the U.S., and the one international entry is in exotic, faraway… Toronto.

So there has been talk for a while of a real soccer-style baseball World Cup. Now it looks as if there could really be one, called the “World Baseball Classic.”

Elsewhere, the news that Rickey “Peter Pan” Henderson has joined a Minor League team (the San Diego Surf Dawgs… I’m not making that up) in a new independent league in California and Arizona led me to the league’s Web site. Turns out that there will be a team called the Japan Samurai Bears featuring players from Japan (duh) that will play every game as the away team in America. You’d think the team could have a little more fun with their logo, but it’s an interesting experiment anyway.

Brick House

Thursday, May 5th, 2005

This guy used steroids?

House

I’m glad this story came out. I had a very heated argument with my mommy during Spring Break, around the same time of the Congressional Hearings. I am for strict punishments for steroids users, since the sport has the right to set standards like these, but I am opposed to rewriting record books. Because where do you draw the line? Was the sport ever pure?

I’m not saying that Babe Ruth may have used steroids, even if they were around. He was fat and liked to eat hot dogs. I’m just saying that the news about House helps illustrate the fact that sometimes when we say things aren’t like they used to be, that they’re worse off than in the good old days, we’re whitewashing history. I’ve been reading Larceny and Old Leather, and it turns out baseball has always been full of liars and cheaters.

Some Players Qualify for Both

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

ESPN’s Jeff Merron gives us the all-time, all-fat major-league baseball team.

Another site gives us baseball’s “all porn mustache team.”

LTR Baseball Predictions: 2005 Edition (Belated)

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

I’ll sneak in some baseball predictions, by the way, since I won’t be around later today and don’t want to look too lame by posting them even later in the season:

AL East: Yankees (What, you think they’re really going to slump for long?)
AL Central: Twins (This is a very good team. I don’t think Cleveland has the pitching to stay in the race.)
AL West: Angels (Vlad. Guerrero.)
AL Wildcard: Red Sox (Yawn.)

NL East: Braves (Without a doubt, this is the most exciting division in the NL!)
NL Central: Cardinals (Can’t argue with that lineup.)
NL West: Dodgers (The Giants are a mess and the Padres are still a year or two away.)
NL Wildcard: Marlins (An exciting team to watch, like the Red Sox without the ‘tude. Can Delgado be their David Ortiz?)

AL Penant: Yankees (They won’t let it happen again.)
NL Penant: Marlins (If their pitchers stay healthy, I think they can pull this off again.)

World Series: Yankees in 7 games.

I’m just saying. Even if you think they’re evil, don’t you think they’re unstoppable? If you don’t like it, don’t take it up with me. Take it up with the Big Guy. Bud Selig.

AL team to watch in 2006: Twins (A few more years of postseason experience, and youngsters like Santana, Mauer, and Mourneau make this the team of the future; good pitching sets them apart from another very exciting young team, the Rangers.)
NL team to watch in 2006: Padres (As soon as this team adjusts to hitting at Petco, they will win big and give Jake Peavy the run support he needs to win the Cy Young award. Mark my words!)

Oh no, Godzilla!

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

It has not been a particularly promising season so far for the Tokyo SuperGodzillas. The team, my entry into a fantasy baseball league of bloggers, was crippled on draft day by my overwhelming support of Japanese imports Ichiro Suzuki and Hideki Matsui. Both players have done well for me so far, though: Ichiro got a hit in his first at bat and we expect to see that happen at least 250 times in the next six months, and Godzilla (Matsui) hit the first home run of the season on Sunday night and another on Tuesday. I predict that Matsui will put up monster numbers, and Ichiro’s average and at-bats will carry my whole team, but I think I’ll be scraping high and low to get some real power numbers this year.

(Don’t get me started on my starting pitching.)

In other news, it was a big Opening Day for other Japanese players I don’t have on my fantasy team. Kaz Matsui on the Mets hit a home run in his first at bat of the season for the second year in a row, and Shingo Takatsu on the White Sox picked up his first save.

Play Ball!

Sunday, April 3rd, 2005

The Long Nightmare is over. The baseball season begins tonight in cold New York City as the Red Sox take on the Yankees. Finally, less news about these Cardinals and more about these Cardinals.

I’m Not Dead Yet!

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

Three pictures from my recent Spring Training trip.

First up is Raymond, the inexplicably furry mascot of the Devil Rays:

Raymond

Next is Jim Thome, the Phillies slugger, at bat:

Thome

And last but not least, this disgusting thing is called a Belly Buster:

Belly Buster

I did not partake of the Belly Buster, but everyone else around me did, and even that was enough to nauseate me.

Julio Franco: Force of Nature

Thursday, February 24th, 2005

There are always a lot of fluff pieces written during Spring Training, but I enjoyed this, about one of the coolest players around, Julio Franco.

Franco repeated his goal of playing until he’s 50 — or four more seasons. He turns 47 in August.

Last year we saw him become the oldest player in the majors ever to hit a grand slam.